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I'M MORGOTH, BITCH! FUCK YO' COUCH!
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| HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE |
[Jun. 23rd, 2005|11:09 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | globe - THE MAIN LOAD | ] |
I hate lying whores.
I hate chicks who dump everyone just cos they got some cock.
I hate cock.
I hate relationships.
I hate rednecks.
I hate stupid guys who try and ask me out.
I hate breeders.
I hate religious asshats who try to push their beliefs on me.
I hate people who bingo me in terms of me having kids someday.
I hate children.
I hate fantards.
I hate the mentality here where everyone needs to be married with five kids by the time they're 21.
I hate stupid people trying to pump gas.
I hate my neighbours.
I hate my parents.
I hate this country.
I hate bugs.
I hate BBQ sauce.
I hate being lactose intolerant.
I hate being a girl.
I hate not having a phone.
I hate being so full of hate.
TK's voice makes my pussy drip. |
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| COCK HUNGRY WHORES OMG |
[May. 12th, 2005|11:53 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  annoyed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains | ] |
Y'know, I have a slight problem with psycho bitches adding me as a friend. God. Do I need another public humiliation under my belt? *sigh*
Stupid whores. You get a little cock and everything else doesn't matter. Not even the fact that you're hurting people. Get a fucking clue.
Dick does not equal life, cunts.
Mad Cock Disease, bitch. You got it, you've got it for life. And forget about your friends. -_-
And another thing that's bothering me.
How can a guy eat pussy that isn't cleaned but once a week?
Seriously. She bathes at the most twice a week.
...and she wondered why I never ate her out. Gee...I wonder. |
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| fuck you (an ode to no one) |
[Apr. 9th, 2005|03:41 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  infuriated | ] |
| [ | music |
| | X Japan - Crucify My Love | ] |
There's so much I wish I could say to you right now. Like how you make me feel like dog shit without even trying. All you care about is him. If it doesn't involve him, you don't want to hear it. I'm only here to give you money while you spend yours on his deadbeat, jobless ass. And that's about to stop, the me giving you money part at least.
You fucked him after dating him for two weeks. TWO WEEKS. And you're stupid enough to fall for the "the condom's too tight" bit. Please. You get knocked up, you're out of my life.
You tell me not to run away from my problems. I say something, an observation and you're only answer is "you need help" or "I'm going". You're running away too. You don't see that there's any problem with how you're acting or anything.
You write him love letters and fucking MAIL them to him when you see him at least five times a day. You doodle his initials on all your scrap paper. You're never alone. You're losing yourself and you don't even see it.
He's got you right where he wants you. And you're too fucking blind to everything. You wear his clothes. You wear his hat. You listen to the music he listens to only because he listens to it. You have no other friends besides him and me, and soon it'll be just him...and then you'll be all alone.
You're almost twenty-one years old for fuck's sake! Quit acting like you're sixteen. I know he's your first boyfriend, but you don't have to turn into something you're not just to please him.
I ask you nicely not to be all touchy feely around me. That means the hugging and hand-holding too. When I ask you not to, even though you said you wouldn't, you get all pissed off with me and say "we're not groping each other!" When I say no touching, it means no touching. I thought I said that clearly enough for you the first time. Then you have to throw in "oh it's so hard not to grope him". All you have to do is keep your fucking hands to yourself.
I actually talked to him today. He listens to what I have to say and even offered to talk to you. I said no, cos you'd blow the whole thing out of proportion.
And since when is it so wrong for me to go out and have fun? Is it a crime or something to have people here till 1am when you're over at his house? Why is that so fucking horrible when you've been out till 3am every night this week with him, even when you have to be at work at 10 the next morning? Like I said, if it doesn't involve him, it has to be wrong.
You think it's so wrong for me to make these observations. All I can see is deja-vu. It's high school all over again. You move so fast, and then you hit the wall. Then it's over as quickly as it began and you're left with nothing but hatred and a shattered heart.
Now I ask myself, do I want to be there when you crash and burn? Or will I sit back like the horrible bitch I am and laugh at your patheticness and let you be totally alone? Will I just say "I told you so" and mock you? I don't know yet. I don't know if I can decide yet.
And no. The whole bringing strangers to my bed won't stop. I'm having FUN. No ties. No feeling guilty in the morning. And I'm intelligent enough to boot anyone who won't wear protection out.
Since I started sleeping around, you've gotten so angry. You're jealous cos I get more dick than you do. Well get used to it. My talents are much better than yours.
And on the subject of dick, you won't keep him unless you blow him. Guys that young only think about getting head from their girl. He's gonna get tired of your "oh my gag reflex" bullshit. I have a bad gag reflex too, but I still suck dick like a fucking pro.
You've turned into an immature bimbo almost overnight. And you yell at me about how I changed. Well, yeah. I am what you made me. Broken, angry and so very bitter. You left me alone when I needed you most. Trampled my feelings like they were meaningless. And you expect me to be the way I was. I don't think so. Wake the fuck up. Things are never going to be the same, so don't act like they are still the same. I'm going to remain cold and bitter toward you until you figure that one out.
You are so close to losing your job cos he's always around or you're always calling him. Open your eyes. No one at work knows how to act around you anymore cos you've changed so much, and contrary to your personal belief, you haven't changed for the better. Getting a fucking fake ID is so unbelievably immature. Stupid bitch.
Maybe one day you will listen to what everyone's trying to tell you. Don't let your pride blind you. Or your lust.
And one more thing, stop with your fucking double standard. I didn't want you home last night so you wouldn't hear what was going on. That doesn't give you the right to bitch to MY friends about it and acting like you're the injured party. They see how you treat me. And they're not happy.
So again, wake up. Wake up or you're going to be alone so very fast. |
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| GET A CLUE. |
[Jan. 5th, 2005|03:28 pm] |
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| |  bitchy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Iced Earth - Dracula | ] |
It's so sad. Fans of the trax have like, no sense of humour. Why?
And I need to tell someone that it's ok to use my caps, even better to put them on your own server,
BUT GIVE ME CREDIT. I forgot to tell someone that last night.
And what the hell? Half of you fucktards were so happy that Yoshiki decided to cover Tears. Now you hate him for it. WHAT THE FUCK? GET OVER IT. HE DID IT AND IT'S HIS SONG SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T LISTEN TO IT IF IT BOTHERS YOU THAT MUCH. I DON'T SEE YOSHIKI HOLDING A FUCKING GUN TO YOUR HEAD.
Idiots. The whole lot of you.
OH MY GOD MAKE THIS DIE NOW PLZ KTHNX!!! http://www.livejournal.com/community/roshikya/1893.html |
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| YOSH'S RULES OF GAS STATION AND LOTTERY ETTIQUITE |
[Dec. 25th, 2004|05:46 pm] |
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1. Don't talk to me like I'm stupid. I know how to count.
2. When pumping gas, LIFT THE FUCKING HANDLE. I WILL RELEASE THE PUMP FOR YOU. THIS WILL ALLOW YOU TO PUMP YOUR STUPID GAS.
3. Don't ask me out.
4. Please bathe.
5. Learn how to flush the goddamned urinal.
6. Because I am standing in the deli, making my dinner, DOES NOT MEAN I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR ASS A SANDWICH. The deli closes at ONE PM. Try getting here earlier, ass.
7. No it's not cute when you send your kid in to buy a 20 pound bag of ice. The bag is as big as the kid. I see a problem in this. >>
8. CHILDREN. Please go to school? Learn how to count?
9. ADULTS. Please go BACK to school and try graduating this time? Learn how to count? AND LEARN HOW TO FUCKING READ.
10. No, I'm not from the South. I don't have a drawl. WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME? WHY DO YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M SPEAKING ANOTHER LANGUAGE WHEN I ASK "ARE YOU PAYING WITH CASH?"
11. Kids. You do have to be EIGHTEEN to buy cigarettes and shit. And I do know when you send your older friends in to buy blunts for you. I'm not stupid. I did the same shit.
12. Don't hover by the air machines when I'm changing the garbage bags. I know you're waiting for me to empty them so you can fill them up again. I hate you.
13. High schoolers: NEWS FLASH. It's not cool to hang out at the gas station. In fact, it makes you very, very pathetic. YOU HAVE NO LIFE OH NOES!!1
14. Please don't mumble. Your Southern accent makes it harder for me to understand you anyway, mumbling makes it worse.
15. Pumping gas is really quite simple. Either you lift the handle, pump, and come in and pay; or you put your card in the slot and then pump and drive away. Please don't lift the handle and then put your card in the slot. It makes you look stupid. And it makes us inside laugh at you. Especially when you come in going DUH Y IZ MY CARD NOT WURKING??/?? I dunno...MAYBE COS YOUR TEH STOOPID LOLERZ!!11
16. Don't ask to use our phone. There's two perfectly nice payphones outside. I don't want to catch your illnesses.
17. ATTENTION RICH BITCHES IN HUGE ASS TANK-LIKE SUVS: When you're done pumping your gas, please put the lever back down. Don't come inside, get a soda and ask me how much you've pumped. AND DON'T GET ALL PISSY WHEN I TELL YOU TO PUT THE FUCKING LEVER BACK DOWN YOU WHORES. It's not my fault you don't know what you're doing.
18. I do know what you people buy those little roses in the glass tubes for. None of us were born yesterday. Same goes for those who buy the $1 copper scrubbing pads. D:
19. There is a reason why the lottery is on a separate register. It's so you don't hold up the gas/food customers. Don't get all huffy when I tell you to get in the lottery line. Many of them were there before you. Shut up and move.
20. Lottery customers that come to the main register: It's OK to buy a ticket with your gas. But it's not OK to stand there with 9835698726587265498 Cash 3 slips and hold up the line. You wonder why these people are getting pissed at you? You wonder why I'm talking to someone behind you and having to do strange acrobatic moves to get their money? IT'S COS YOUR STUPID ASS IS THEIR/MY WAY. MOVE THE FUCK OVER OR GO HOME.
21. Hey stupid kid! I got your gas money! If you don't need anything else, go back to your mommy.
LOTTERY
1. When playing lottery, it is important to know what the fuck you're doing. Don't tell me you want Mega Millions tickets when you mean a Mega Bucks scratchoff.
2. Please know how to read the tickets? There's instructions on them. Some say get three like amounts, others two like amounts, and some you have to match the number to the numbers in the little box. Know your game. And don't look at me like I've sprouted another head when I tell you you won jack shit cos you can't follow directions.
3. Don't shove your slips at me. There's other people I'm helping.
4. Don't fucking get all pissy cos your 98259786573862582 Cash 3 slips are taking so long to print. Cash 3 only puts one play per sheet. DEAL. I don't know why you're playing Cash 3 anyway! You only win $500! >>
5. DO NOT LET YOUR STUPID KIDS SCRATCH TICKETS IN THE STORE. YOU HAVE TO BE EIGHTEEN TO PLAY INSIDE THE STORE. TAKE THE LITTLE SNOT MACHINES HOME AND LET THEM SCRATCH THERE.
6. Don't get all pissy when I've just clocked in and I don't have enough money to cash in your ticket. Go to Kroger. They'll cash it for you. >>
7. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY: PLEASE DO NOT POINT AT THE TICKET YOU WANT AND SAY "THAT ONE". I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE POINTING AT. |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 24th, 2004|11:38 am] |
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Dear Nazi fuckhead Taiji fans X Japan fans:
Just cos someone doesn't like Taiji doesn't mean you have to jump up his ass and bitch him out. It's so horribly wanky.
Not very fondly,
Yosh.
I don't belong to ANY of the X Japan communities because of the whole sheep mentality. A friend on my other LJ was chewed out cos he doesn't like Taiji. It pissed me off. But this sort of thing happens in those communities ALL THE TIME. It makes no sense. People like what they like. Don't try and change their minds, ass.
And then, the trax fans.
First you're like OMG YOSHIKI'S DOING SOMETHING OMG ITZ GONNA ROOL! LOLERZ!!!11
Then Scorpio comes out and YOU ALL WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE. What is your problem? One minute you're happy Yoshiki's producing them, the single comes out and you whine that he's taking too much control and blah blah blah. THAT'S WHAT YOSHIKI DOES. DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO? He has to be involved with whoever he's producing, whether it be playing on a song, writing a song or being in one of their PVs.
In other words: SHUT UP. They're getting like, getting even more popular. Or do you want them to end up like DBSK? SM Entertainment should die painfully. D:
He's doing a good job. Leave him alone. Wow...I'm not mocking him this time. This doesn't happen very often. |
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| EXTREMELY FUCKING ANGRY TOSHI FANBITCH RANT OMG |
[Sep. 8th, 2004|04:01 pm] |
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| | bitchy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | glay - 天使のわけまえ | ] |
Dear stupid X Japan fantwats:
OK. I want to get this off my chest before I explode. A recent post on ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) jrock_icons made me do this.
STOP FUCKING BLAMING TOSHI FOR THE DEATH OF X. God fucking dammit people. I'm sick of everyone blaming my poor Toshi. I mean if you want to trace the demise of X, it happened on Xmas day 1991. When your precious Yoshiki FIRED Taiji. Yes. That is the exact moment when everything went to hell.
It's no one's fault really, just bad decisions all around. Mainly Yoshiki making bad decisions. But you have to forgive him cos he's a fucking moron.
You fuckers need to get your shit straight. Don't talk out of your ass and get me pissed off.
Unlike most of you "fans" I don't think that whatever Yoshiki does is like, godlike or perfect or anything. HE'S A FUCKING DUMB BLONDE OMG. I still like Toshi (omfg hez so hawt) and Taiji (face it, he's fucking awesome) and most of you don't know who Taiji is (OMG U GO DIE NOW KTHNX) and think him and Toshi are the root of all evil cos they pissed Yoshiki off. Please. PUDDING could piss off Yoshiki. He's a cranky little bitch.
In closing, get over yourselves, Toshi should be respected, and Yoshiki is not a perfect little angel. He's a skanky blonde whore.
Love and kisses,
yo-chan. |
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| All Dead, All Dead... |
[Aug. 15th, 2002|02:03 pm] |
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Words and music by Brian May
She came without a farthing
A babe without a name
So much ado 'bout nothing
Is what she's try to say
So much ado my lover
So many games we played
Through ev'ry fleeted summer
Through ev'ry precious day
All dead all dead
All the dreams we had
And I wonder why I still live on
All dead all dead
And alone I'm spared
My sweeter half instead
All dead and gone all dead
All dead all dead
At the rainbow's end
And still I hear her own sweet song
All dead all dead
Take me back again
You know my little friend's
All dead and gone
Her ways are always with me
I wander all the while
But please you must forgive me
I am old but still a child
All dead all dead
But I should not grieve
In time it comes to ev'ryone
All dead all dead
But in hope I breathe
Of course I don't believe
You're dead and gone
All dead and gone
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 14th, 2002|09:47 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | pissed off | ] |
| [ | music |
| | X Japan: I'll Kill You. | ] |
fuck. |
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