Current mood:	crazy
Current music:	GLAY - Innocence

PREZENT 4 LADYMERCURY OMG
This is what I get for sitting at Barnes & Noble for a few hours.


Teru: *posing in front of a mirror* Hey guys? Does this outfit make me look fat?
Hisashi: ... *typing* Yeah, sure whatever...
Teru: *eyes fill with tears*
Takuro: *raises eyebrow*
Teru: *sniffle* *eats another donut*
Jiro: *doesn't care* *places a straw to his lips* *blows a spitwad*
Teru: *face covered in glaze* *staring at his own ass in the mirror* ...
Spitwad: *lands on the back of Hisa's iBook*
Hisashi: *stops typing*
Everyone: *looks at him*
Jiro: *giggling*
Hisashi: ... *moves to his PowerMac G5* *pets it*
Jiro: *readies another spitwad* *jumps behind the couch* FIRING PHOTON TORPEDOES!! *launches spitwad*
Takuro: *sneaks out of the room*
Teru: *follows* *nibbling another donut* *checks his ass in the mirror before he shuts the door*
Hisashi: *shrieks* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY????
Jiro: Hehehehehe...that was cool.
Hisashi: *eyes fill with tears* *pets his computer* Oh my darling, what has that evil little monster done to you?
Jiro: *runs out of the room before Hisa sees*
Hisashi: Oh baby, I know how to make you feel better... *strips*
Jiro: *peeks through the keyhole* ...WTF?
Hisashi: *pokes his finger in the Superdrive* You like that, don't you honey...
Jiro: Oh god...he's not...
Hisashi: *licks the SuperDrive slot*
Jiro: ... *twitch*
Masahide: *walks by* *doesn't notice anything*
Nagai: *couple steps behind* *creeps up behind Jiro* What'cha doin?
Jiro: Make it stop?
Nagai: ?
Jiro: Mommy I'm scared...
Nagai: *mutters* Not again...
Hisashi: *moaning*
Nagai: ...
Teru: *comes tearing around the corner* I HEARD A MOAN!! WHO'S HAVING SEX AND FORGOT TO INVITE MEEEE???
Nagai: I'm not looking in there*
Jiro: *clings to Nagai's leg*
Hisashi: *stops moaning* DAMMIT!!
Teru: *opens the door a crack* ...
Jiro: *digging his nails into Nagai's leg*
Nagai: *sweating hard* *doesn’t want to scream*
Takuro: What's going on here?
Teru: *frozen* *jaw dropped*
Takuro: *peeks in the room* OH MY GOD!
Hisashi: *turns his head* Shit.
Takuro: *walks in* How...why...who...??
Teru: Naughty Tono.
Hisashi: Shut up and help me out here!
Teru: *leer*
Takuro: *pulls out his phone* *dials*
Sugizo: *walks in* You rang? *sees Hisa* *snort*
Hisashi: SHUT UP!
Sugizo: How in the hell did you get your dick stuck in your computer?
Hisashi: *growl*
Sugizo: *grin*
Takuro: Don't antagonise him...
Teru: How do we get him out?
Sugizo: *digs in his pockets* *pulls out lube*
Takuro: ...
Sugizo: For later, sexy.
Takuro: *cough*
Yoshiki: *storms in* Dammit Sugihara, I'm fucking tired of being in your back seat!
Teru: Hi Yo-chan...
Takuro: Don't call him that! You're supposed to call him Yoshiki-sama.
Yoshiki: Hi Teru-baby... *giggle*
Takuro: ...
Sugizo: *tries pulling on Hisa's waist* God he's really jammed up in there...
Hisashi: Ya think?
Yoshiki: Oh I get it, you had me stay back there, all naked and cold, so you could come in here and bag Tonomura... *sniff* I'm so hurt!
Teru: Tono got his thingie stuck in his computer...
Yoshiki: Thingie?
Teru: Yeah.
Yoshiki: What the fuck is a thingie?
Teru: *pokes Yoshiki's nonexistent crotch* That. *keeps poking* ?
Yoshiki: ... *blink blink*
Hisashi: STOP IIIIIIIIT!!! *flails his arms angrily*
Sugizo: Hold still!
Takuro: Should we try pullling on his legs?
Sugizo: Yeah. *grabs one* *yanks*
Hisashi: That hurts!
Nagai: *stumbles in*
Jiro: *still latched on* *climbs up* *has Nagai in a stranglehold* Protect me, Mommy...
Yoshiki: *looks at Nagai* *keeps laughing*
Teru: *keeps poking Yoshiki's crotch* Where the hell is it?
Yoshiki: *starts crying*
Sugizo: Moody bitch... *breaking out in a sweat*
Takuro: Would butter work?
Sugizo: I dunno... *digs in his pockets again* *pulls out tub of butter*
Takuro: I don't want to know. o_o
Sugizo: *leer*
Hisashi: NO. NO YOU'LL HURT HER. T_T *hugs his computer*
Takuro: I'll buy you a new one.
Hisashi: BUT I LOVE HER!!!
Takuro: *closes his eyes* *dips his fingers in the butter*
Sugizo: Grease him up real good.
Takuro: I do believe you're enjoying this.
Sugizo: Of course.
Yoshiki: *curls up in a ball* Stop poking it!!
Teru: I'll stop when I find it!
Yoshiki: *strips* THERE!
Teru: Oh there it is! I was gonna say, I remember something being there...
Jiro: *twitch*
Nagai: That's sick.
Teru: *wibble*
Sugizo: Alright, let's try this again. *grabs one of Hisa's legs*
Takuro: *grabs the other* *yanks*
Hisashi: *screams* *finally free* *lands on Sugizo*
Sugizo: Hi there... *grin*
Hisashi: *beet red*
Jiro: *lets Nagai go* ...
Nagai: *runs far away*
Yoshiki: *gets dressed again*
Hisashi: *looks at his computer* *sniffle*
Takuro: *covers Hisa with a towel*
Hisashi: *sob*
Sugizo: *carries Hisa out*
Takuro: *follows*
Yoshiki: *turns to leave*
Teru: Wait, Yo-chan...
Yoshiki: Yes?
Teru: No one's answered me so I'm gonna ask you.
Yoshiki: OK...
Teru: Does this outfit make me look fat?
Yoshiki: *smacks his forehead* *walks out*
Masahide: *spots Yoshiki* *follows him out the door*
Yoshiki: Not a chance, Sakuma.
Masahide: ;_;