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I'M MORGOTH, BITCH! FUCK YO' COUCH!
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| Macro time! |
[Nov. 6th, 2009|11:32 pm] |
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| | Enrapture-Criss Angel | ] |
I haven't posted in a while.
I think it's about time.
( UBER MACRO! ) |
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| And the spork ends. |
[Nov. 6th, 2009|02:20 pm] |
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| | "The Shoemaker's Wife" -- John Dowland | ] |
( Previous chapters )
Story or Series Title: The Girl in the Tower
Fandom: The Boy Who Set a Five-Step Mamba on the Suethors
CulpritAuthor's Name: SpookyMulder
Full Name: Sara Lemke
Full Species: Species 5618
Hair Color(Include Adjectives): Like a mood ring
Eye Color(Include Adjectives): "…the bluest violet…"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: A black widow mark from when she murdered Lucius Malfoy
Special Possessions: Harry's balls, the Marauders' Map
Annoying Origin: A family that skipped the country to hide from Riddle
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Dumbledore's niece, Harry's girlfriend
Annoying Special Abilites: Elemental powers
Other Annoying Traits: 4we57hj7 m8u9i0]-p]\=[
( Rescuing Draco Malfoy )
( At the dance ) |
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| Macro |
[Nov. 7th, 2009|03:51 am] |
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So Tomo posted this picture on his blog and I had the immediate urge to macro it so here's the result:
( OM NOM )
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| Another Suefic that drops a metaphorical bridge on Riddle |
[Nov. 5th, 2009|12:10 am] |
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| | "The Carrionites Swarm" -- Murray Gold | ] |
( Previous chapters )
Story or Series Title: The Girl in the Tower
Fandom: The Boy Who Set a Five-Step Mamba on the Suethors
CulpritAuthor's Name: SpookyMulder
Full Name: Sara Lemke
Full Species: Species 5618
Hair Color(Include Adjectives): Like a mood ring
Eye Color(Include Adjectives): "…the bluest violet…"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: A black widow mark from when she murdered Lucius Malfoy
Special Possessions: Harry's balls, the Marauders' Map
Annoying Origin: A family that skipped the country to hide from Riddle
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Dumbledore's niece, Harry's girlfriend
Annoying Special Abilites: Elemental powers
Other Annoying Traits: 4we57hj7 m8u9i0]-p]\=[
( She still can't decide who she loves )
( Sic Transit Riddle ) |
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| puns? life and times of jrockers |
[Nov. 4th, 2009|10:53 am] |
ever put a slinky down the stairs, and they just keep going down, and it seems cool at first but then it gets sofa king todd did, well this is kind of how this comic started out as, a slinky..anyways here is a life and times of jrockers comic: puns intended?
starring yoshiki, kozi and gackt
warning: 13 pages of patheticness follows
( Read more... ) |
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| Photocaption |
[Nov. 5th, 2009|12:52 am] |
First time posting i just found out about this community. Sorry!
anyway.. I write some captions that goes along with the photo of gazettE in the vkei rock festival. Have a look..
ENDLESS Yaoi on stage! |
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| Half-Goat Sara, part 33 |
[Nov. 3rd, 2009|10:10 pm] |
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| | "Goodbye, Judy" -- Barney Collier | ] |
( Previous chapters )
Story or Series Title: The Girl in the Tower
Fandom: The Boy Who Set a Five-Step Mamba on the Suethors
CulpritAuthor's Name: SpookyMulder
Full Name: Sara Lemke
Full Species: Species 5618
Hair Color(Include Adjectives): Like a mood ring
Eye Color(Include Adjectives): "…the bluest violet…"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: A black widow mark from when she murdered Lucius Malfoy
Special Possessions: Harry's balls, the Marauders' Map
Annoying Origin: A family that skipped the country to hide from Riddle
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Dumbledore's niece, Harry's girlfriend
Annoying Special Abilites: Elemental powers
Other Annoying Traits: 4we57hj7 m8u9i0]-p]\=[
( Read more... )
( Or is it? ) |
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| A Blast From the Past! |
[Nov. 3rd, 2009|06:31 am] |
Anyone remember this little gem? It's that insane story where Legolas and Co bamfed to Hogwarts, Harry was an alcoholic who puked up Salazar, Godric hatched out of an egg, Snape fed Viagra to Legolas and Harry, Ginny went nuts, Hermione turned into the Wicked Witch of the West, and the author used a paragraph where one word would do.
It's been updated!
Story Or Series Title: Love of a Different Kind
Fandom: The Boy-Who-Lived-To-Shower-With-Hobbits
Culprit Author's Name: Medusa; The Ancient Snake
Full Name (plus titles if any): Harry Potter
Full Species(es): I haven't got a cluicus Stuicus
Hair Color (include adjectives): The shining beams from the full moon above made the boy’s raven hair shimmer like black silk,
Eye Color (include adjectives): his eyes glowing like emeralds
Unusual Markings/Colorations: That scar thingy
Special Possessions (if any): A new wardrobe that matches Legoals', a wand, a mentor named Snape, a secret letter from Sal, tons of angst, bulimia that turned out to be a snake in his gut, a cute new pet, and a burning desire for revenge on Snape.
Annoying Origin: I can't even begin to imagine where this one came from
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Let's see, spends his summer holidays at Hogwarts with the Fellowship, has a Papa Alby, vomits Salazar Slytherin, learns Snape's deepest secrets, sits on Hagrid's shoulder, introduces the Hobbits to the Giant Squid, "entertains" Legolas, sees Godric Gryffindor naked, yells at everyone else,
Annoying Special Abilities: Bounces back and forth between smart ass retorts and infantile babble
Other Annoying Traits: I found it
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( Quidditch, Mud, and Hobbit Packages ) |
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| Legolas Gets Sorted! |
[Nov. 1st, 2009|11:43 pm] |
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| | Cowboy Take Me Away - Dixie Chicks | ] |
Part The First
Story Or Series Title: The_Elven_Wizard
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Elf from Mirkwood
Culprit Author's Name: Seom
Full Name (plus titles if any): Prince Legolas "Take This Filthy Hat Off Me" Greenleaf
Full Species(es): Hottius Elivs Magicus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long and Blond
Eye Color (include adjectives): Stunning bright Blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Give it time
Special Possessions (if any): 16 Inch wand, stop that, it's from Mr. Olivander!
Annoying Origin: When Books Collide By Falling Off The Shelf
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Used to be one
Annoying Special Abilities: Attracts girls like nobody's business
Other Annoying Traits: Won't change his clothes, teaches everyone Grelvish
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( In Which Legolas Gets A House ) |
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| Perhaps getting some helpers in would be a good idea... |
[Nov. 1st, 2009|01:10 am] |
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Story Or Series Title: Riddles of the Dead
Fandom: Harry Potter/Indiana Jones. No, I am not kidding.
Culprit Author's Name: Maeglin Yedi
Full Name (plus titles if any): Tom Riddle; Indiana Jones.
Full Species(es): Canon characters raped out of recognition.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Presumably canon for both
Eye Color (include adjectives): Riddle’s eyes are spontaneously hazel, for some reason; Indy’s are canon.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Nothing that isn’t canon.
Special Possessions (if any): A map which leads them to the Eye of Ra, a mythical ass-pull device that apparently grants immortality.
Annoying Origin: A request of the author’s apparently.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Claim to be two, but I have my doubts.
Annoying Special Abilities: Bum sexing it up in the desert without getting sand in uncomfortable places (both). Being able to call Lord fucking Voldemort "kid" without having his urethra pulled out his nose (Indy). A raving case of the stupids (Riddle).
Other Annoying Traits: She made Indiana Jones a creepy semi-pervert and Tom Riddle a giggling schoolgirl. Kill me now.
Part One; Two.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( This section broke my brain. ) |
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| LITTLE MISS MARY, Part Twenty-Five |
[Oct. 31st, 2009|12:57 am] |
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LITTLE MISS MARY
Story or Series Title: Little Miss Mary
Fandom: …Maybe if Lu Aza did Harry Potter…
Culprit Author's Name: Athea
Full Name: Harry “Little Miss Mary” Potter; Severus “Uncle John (Aberforce)” Snape
Full Species: Horrifying pedophilic fantasy, and that’s insulting pedophiles; pedophile
Hair Color (Include Adjectives): “dark” “silken strands”, in “ringlets down to his shoulders”; “dark” hair all over the place. And I mean ALL over the place.
Eye Color (Include Adjectives): “lustrous green eyes”; Canon… I think. Whee, canon.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: The scar, lipstick later on… ; …I don’t know. And I really didn’t care to look.
Special Possessions: …Where do I start? Lots of girly, frilly clothes, a butt-plug (NO, I AM NOT JOKING), a bidet, a uterus later on, and excuse me, my brain just broke; a druid-manor-thingy (although even Rose Potter refuses to associate herself with this story), a secondary job as a painter, a Wizard’s Guide to Gay Sex (AM NOT JOKING), and there went my mind. GAAAAAAAH!
Annoying Origin: Even the author doesn’t know. My guess is… um… a really, really SICK fantasy that should have remained in the deepest corners of this author’s mind. UNTIL DEATH.
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: …Canon-rape to equal Celebrian. That is all.
Annoying Special Abilities: Telepathy, druid magic, PWNing Voldemort through MAJICK SEXXORS (Anita Blake also wishes to disassociate herself from this fic), manipulating “ley lines”… Harry later gets the ability to be knocked up… I tell you, perhaps you should turn back now.
Other Annoying Traits: …JUST READ IT. DX
Yes, I live! And I'm finally crossposting some parts I did on my LJ, so here we go...
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( Ran out of juice, ended up just writing *BRAINBREAK* and *HEADKEYBOARD* a lot. )
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| All the birds are in costumes today. I hope it's obvious who is who. |
[Oct. 31st, 2009|12:50 am] |
| [ | mood |
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| | "Four Minutes, Thirty-Three Seconds" -- John Cage | ] |
( Previous chapters )
Story or Series Title: The Girl in the Tower
Fandom: The Boy Who Set a Five-Step Mamba on the Suethors
CulpritAuthor's Name: SpookyMulder
Full Name: Sara Lemke
Full Species: Species 5618
Hair Color(Include Adjectives): Like a mood ring
Eye Color(Include Adjectives): "…the bluest violet…"
Unusual Markings/Colorations: A black widow mark from when she murdered Lucius Malfoy
Special Possessions: Harry's balls, the Marauders' Map
Annoying Origin: A family that skipped the country to hide from Riddle
Annoying Connections to Canon Characters: Dumbledore's niece, Harry's girlfriend
Annoying Special Abilites: Elemental powers
Other Annoying Traits: 4we57hj7 m8u9i0]-p]\=[
( Draco's angst )
( Draco's farewell ) |
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| Touching Spirit Unicorn - An HP/LOTR Crossover. |
[Oct. 31st, 2009|12:32 am] |
Story Or Series Title: The_Elven_Wizard
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Elf from Mirkwood
Culprit Author's Name: Seom
Full Name (plus titles if any): Prince Legolas "Why Can't I Ever Just Stay Home" Greenleaf
Full Species(es): Hottius Elivs Magicus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Long and Blond
Eye Color (include adjectives): Assumed to be blue
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Give it time
Special Possessions (if any): 16 Inch wand, stop that, it's from Mr. Olivander!
Annoying Origin: When Books Collide By Falling Off The Shelf
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Used to be one
Annoying Special Abilities: Attracts girls like nobody's business
Other Annoying Traits: Goes to potions class, is more confused than any other elf in history.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
( In Which Legolas BAMFS To Hogwarts ) |
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